72 Miles From The Sea

  Are you wearing Ermine? Oh Charles put the robe down Wearing it doesn’t mean a thing You will never wear the crown

  Are you wearing a crown? Oh Charles please put it down Wearing it doesn’t mean a thing You know you will never be King

  He is of very noble lineage Dating from the 11th century And is so posh he considers The Royal’s to be new money

King George VI was not a George That’s hardly playing the game Imagine my complete surprise when I found out that Albert was his name

  In order for a Baker to get A Royal warrant, it is said They need to be like many Royals and be inter-bred

England has a reputation for being wet And it’s a well-deserved one I fear And the simple reason for that is that The Queen has reig...

  If you can’t turn your back On her majesty How can the royal chauffeur Drive her safely

  Mary, lady with the malady The marmaladie lady M’lady marmalade Mary the marmaladie lady

  If the royal family Want respect from society And to keep their number Free from notoriety It might have helped

King George VI was not a George That’s hardly playing the game Imagine my complete surprise when I found out that Albert was his name

  I have found as I have travelled life’s highway that in the end everything comes down to perspective. For example, if you are inside a c...

  Diana Princess of Wales She’s dead now of course Was known for many things But mostly as a clothes horse

  Royalty wasn’t enough To secure their loyalties Meghan and Harry were Only interested in Royalties