72 Miles From The Sea

  I’ve always wondered, Which is faster, Hot or cold? In the end, I chose hot, Because you can catch cold  

  I went online today and ordered a Chicken And my wife ordered an Egg on Amazon I guess we’ll get the answer to the conundrum

  What starts with an “O” And ends with “nions” And can make you cry The answer is opinions

  From what can you take away The whole and still have some? Is an interesting riddle isn’t it And the answer is wholesome

  What is the difference? Between a pair of thermometers Take your time don’t haste One is oral the other rectal It’s very simple re...

  The reason that the old man Fell in the well? Was simply because He couldn't see very well

  How do you get two Whales in a car? just Start in England and drive west.

  I have a little riddle for you If you would like to play? It has two eyes and smokes Give up? – The answer is Pompeii