72 Miles From The Sea

  One of the great beneficial Things after you retire Is that Tied shoes Are considered formal attire

  Pensioners don’t count pennies Out of necessity It’s just that only they Have the time you see

  The common term for someone Who retires but goes to work again Because they enjoy it too much To give it up, is criminally insane

  The best way to describe Retirement is, make no mistake, If you ask a pensioner A never-ending coffee break

  There’s a downside to retirement And I think there is only the one Which is that despite all the extra time Everything still doesn’t...

  Retired people don’t care being Called Pensioners on any account Because the name pensioner comes With a concessionary discount

  One of the great beneficial Things after you retire Is that polished shoes Are considered formal attire

  The biggest advantage Of taking classes while in retirement Is if you play hooky No one is going to ring your parents

  My Uncle John is retired He doesn’t miss work, He says But the people he worked with During his professional days Of course he lie...

  At last, I’m retired It’s just what I desired So goodbye to the tension And hello to my pension

  Since I’ve been retired Every day is a fun day My week now consists Of six Saturdays and a Sunday

  I'm so glad I am leaving It’s not before time It’s like release from prison After committing no crime   It’s a cause for cel...