72 Miles From The Sea

  In these trying times Innovation is required To make the most Of any opportunities   Like a pop-up restaurant Which sells toast

  I went to a new restaurant Called “Karma” and I observed There was no menu, but everybody Got what they deserved

  Combine Harvesters And you'll have a really big restaurant But a note of caution Service will still be at best, nonchalant

  The man said to his date “I hope you enjoyed the meal But alas I don’t have any money” She was unfazed and replied “If you’d told ...

  I went to the restaurant last night The Maître d’ said there was a delay And did I mind waiting, I said no So, he handed me a drinks...

  The head chef At my favourite restaurant Died only the other day And the devastating news Came out of the blue He just Pasta way

  The waitress asked “Do you have Any questions about the menu?” My brother-in-law replied “Is this font courier new?”

  We went to a posh new restaurant And the food was really trash When we saw the astronomical bill We did the Dine and Dash