72 Miles From The Sea

  I was divorced from my wife Due to my serial infidelity And found myself in bed With a girl called Felicity It was on New Year’s D...

  New Years is just an excuse For girls to dress inappropriately And that’s why New Years Is the best holiday for me

  My New Year’s resolution And my reasoning is sound And that is to get in shape, In the end, I chose round

This year I’m going to stay up On New Year’s Eve Not to see in 2021 But to make sure 2020 leaves

I remember the time in my youth When I was allowed to stay up late On New Year’s Eve and I was thrilled But now on that ominous date ...

  My friend asked me What I was going to be For New Year’s Eve I said “Drunk will do me”

  Rather than make a pointless resolutions I will make a wish for those I hold dear May you always have all that you need And want all...

  A little girl watched her dad dress for a party. And then she gave her dad a warning “Daddy, you shouldn't wear that dinner suit” ...

  On New Year's Eve At the appropriate time The vampires sing Auld Fang Syne

  If you were born in late September, The bells should definitely start to clang As it’s pretty safe to assume that your folks Started...

  My New Year's resolution this year Is hopefully an antidote to future resolutions And to rid myself of the annual angst I have c...

  New Year’s Eve is one of the few Acceptable times to wear body glitter When you have a reasonable expectation Of not being mistaken ...

My only New Year's resolution Is to be more optimistic next year By keeping my cup half-full With either vodka, whiskey or beer  

  New Year's resolutions are something That go over the head of my brother He just doesn’t seem to grasp their import So they go i...