72 Miles From The Sea

  Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Contrary to the rumour, are not dead They are in the Australian jungle Doing “I’m a Celebrity” instead

  In order to keep supping From the gravy train The hangers on have boarded The chav express again   Moving the Goody show To th...

  Britain’s got talent Of that there’s no doubt Britain’s got talent The secret is finally out   Britain’s got talent In depth a...

  Just another in a long line Of talent shows from hell Just another TV concept Ringing out its death knell   But how clever is th...

  I remember many years ago in the days of Saturday night variety when the TV schedules weren’t filled with programs comprising almost total...

  Great news of a new reality show that might even be worth watching. Highlander – (There can be only one) All the competitors need to d...

  Hot off the press, news of a new reality show has been leaked to the national press. The show, to be screened later this year, is to be ...

  A new quiz show is coming very soon It will be a one off though to be fair Its only open to uniformed doormen It’s “who wants to be ...

  The latest TV craze is for reality shows And they seem that they are at their peak There are some new ones starting very soon In fac...

“I’d do anything” how apt a title A motto for the wannabee A catch phrase for the starstruck And all those lacking dignity

Just another in a long line Of talent shows from hell Just another TV concept Ringing out its death knell But how clever is the Lord To have...