72 Miles From The Sea

  It was pitiful to watch my son sat staring at the book While wearing a confused expression So, I said “Just open the damn thing and re...

  I once ate a dictionary And it was really bad It gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had

  I read horror books for entertainment But I have to read them in Braille I always know what is about to happen I can feel it, every ...

  I approached the woman in the bookshop “I want a book on Turtles” I told her And she responded “Hardback?" “Well obviously they...

  I’ve always been an avid reader I like books about distant Galaxies I can’t put down the current one It’s a great book about antigra...

  I’ve always been an avid reader Mystery books are my favourite But then every novel is a mystery If you never manage to finish it

  I think that the people who say they Love the smell of books are jerks Because it’s perfectly clear they Don’t know how reading book...

I’m sitting in my study reading Wearing my dressing gown It’s a book about anti-gravity It's impossible to put down  

  Are you wearing pince-nez? Don’t they pinch a bit? They look a little uncomfortable But with your image they fit   That looks an...

I was reading this book today At the library in town It was “The History of Glue” You know? I couldn't put it down

  I was arrested in my local paper shop today And taken to the nearest station without delay I had masturbated over a copy of the Beano ...

There’s a great volume I’m reading About Japanese Sword-Fighting, It’s quite a detailed manuscript Would you like me to samuraise it? ...

  I approached the woman in the bookshop “I want a book on Turtles” I told her And she responded “Hardback?" “Well obviously they...

  I’ve always been an avid reader I like books about distant Galaxies I can’t put down the current one It’s a great book about antigra...

  I’ve always been an avid reader Mystery books are my favourite But then every novel is a mystery If you never manage to finish it

When I found myself reading About the evils of drinking You might well be thinking That I would give up drinking But after careful c...