72 Miles From The Sea

  I was told by a countryman that The best way to catch a Rabbit Is to hide among the bushes And make a noise like a Carrot

  All of the Rabbits in the field Hopped backwards in the sunshine This very strange occurrence Is known as a receding hareline

  There was a parade of rabbits All in a line Hopping backwards, A receding hare-line

  All the Rabbits in the field Backed away from Farmer Kline This strange phenomenon Is known as a receding hareline

  I put Ginger in the Casserole I am in trouble as is the habit I thought it was very tasty But they really loved that rabbit

  The habits of rabbits Are of limited scope How can I be delicate? The females seldom say nope  

  If scientists were ever to achieve success In a cross breeding in which they would exult, Between a rabbit’s foot and some poison ivy ...

  All the Rabbits in the field Backed away from Farmer Kline This strange phenomenon Is known as a receding hareline

  There was a parade of rabbits All in a line Hopping backwards, A receding hare-line

  Rabbits’ feet are used as a lucky charm But here’s a thought to cause alarm If it’s true they bring luck then how is it That having ...

  The old wifes tale certainly implies That carrots are good for the eyes If that is really true and they haven’t lied Why so many dea...