72 Miles From The Sea

  William Penn's Aunties, Bakers shop Specialized in pastries from France And were fussy about pricing their pies They were the pi...

  I was trying to explain puns With a great degree of difficulty To a group of kleptomaniacs But they just take things literally

  A man entered a best pun contest And he chose ten puns to submit, Hoping at least one pun would win Unfortunately, no pun in ten did

  There is great humour to be found Among the Brits in their abundance But for me the funniest of them all Have got to be those from P...

  There is great humour to be found Among the numerous Americans But for me the funniest of them all Have got to be the Punsylvanians ...

  If you are a lover of puns Then on shrove Tuesday There is only one conclusion And that that its pun-cake day

  Barbara Windsor went into a pub After the days filming was done And ordered a double entendre So, the barman gave her one

  A man entered a best pun contest And he chose ten puns to submit, Hoping at least one pun would win Unfortunately, no pun in ten did

  I was trying to explain puns With a great degree of difficulty To a group of kleptomaniacs But they just take things literally

TAKEN ITS TOLL I don’t have a bell to ring Someone’s taken my dingaling I don’t know what’s wrong Someone has taken my dong I don’t know why...

FRANKLY MY DEAR What would a fish say? If it swam into a concrete wall? Well it would probably say “dam” If it said anything at all BAGGAGE ...

“Oh doctor, doctor You must help me I have been afflicted Most horribly I keep quoting William Topaz McGonagall” The doc replied “We can’t h...