72 Miles From The Sea

  If you give a man a duck He’ll eat very well for a day But if you teach a man to duck You’ll keep head trauma at bay

  The early bird gets the worm Isn’t that the correct term? Well I have some advice to give The late worm gets to live

  The old saying goes Don't put all your eggs in one basket But surely it should be Or was it don’t put both legs in one gusset

  “This will separate the men from the boys” Was stated in my youth repeatedly However it what separates them today Appears to be   is...

  Practice makes perfect Is that the prerequisite? Well for me and my girl Practicing is the best bit

  The old saying goes that “A volunteer Is worth Ten pressed men” Well volunteers are all well and good But a pressed man are really goo...

  The old saying goes that “A volunteer Is worth Ten pressed men” Well volunteers are all well and good But a pressed man looks really s...

  A new broom sweeps clean Is the old modest declaration A new broom in today’s parlance Would be sweeping the nation

  Prevention is better than cure Well I’m not so sure Prevention is only helpful until You are actually ill

  Practice what you preach Isn’t that what they teach? But preach what you’ve practiced Is the advice of a Semanticist

  Practice makes perfect Is that the prerequisite? Well for me and my girl Practicing is the best bit

  The early bird gets the worm Isn’t that the correct term? Well I have some advice to give The late worm gets to live

  Adversity makes for strange bedfellows Is how they put it proverbially But in my house estranged bedfellows Makes for a good deal of...

  A man who runs in front of a car Gets tired I think you’ll find Whereas he will undoubtedly Get exhausted if he runs behind