72 Miles From The Sea

  It was pitiful to see the calibre Of the new fast-tracked inspector I would say he was about as much use As rubber lips on a woodpec...

  The definition of a Plumber Is quite easily comprehended It’s someone who has to repair The things that I have mended

  Professionals have an end of life Inescapable, though they may try Old stuntmen for example just Get discouraged they never die

  Professionals have an end of life Inescapable, though they may try Old accountants for example just Lose their balance, they never d...

  Professionals have an end of life Inescapable, though they may try Old Lawyers for example just Lose their appeal, they never die

  If you see a bomb disposal man Running away from the bomb You should at least keep up with him Or out run him with aplomb

  I watched a riveting documentary On television last night It was all about how ships were Put together by shipwrights

I've just heard the window cleaner He was really making tongues wag Cursing, shouting, and swearing I think he’d clearly lost his ...

  The medical profession can always Bury their mistakes deeply The legal profession can execute theirs Finally, and completely While...

  I was employed as a custody assistant by a security company called Olympic Security in their custodial services division with the sole pur...

  It was pitiful to see the calibre Of the new fast-tracked inspector I would say he was about as much use As rubber lips on a woodpec...

I have been fired by the bakery Ten years I worked for them However, losing my job is now The yeast of my problems

  Law is like the family business And that includes my Niece She is a Corrections Officer With the Grammar Police

My job chose me, unlike Ordinary work slaves I became an undertaker As my name is Phil Graves

It was pitiful to see the calibre Of the new fast-tracked inspector I would say he was about as much use As rubber lips on a woodpecke...

  The new owners were meeting staff Walking around and glad-handing I said “I'm going to stand outside, So, if anyone asks, I'...

  Professionals have an end of life Inescapable, though they may try Old accountants for example just Lose their balance, they never d...

  Professionals have an end of life Inescapable, though they may try Old Lawyers for example just Lose their appeal, they never die

  Professionals have an end of life Inescapable, though they may try Old stuntmen for example just Get discouraged they never die

  There’s no formal training For street cleaners As far as I know I am pretty sure They get straight to work And pick it up as the...