72 Miles From The Sea

  Social distancing and self-isolation Is not a difficult thing to implement When you’re in Wormwood Scrubs And placed in solitary con...

  Are you wearing custodial wear? And that must be three days You must stop thinking about prisons Your mind works in Strangeways

  A new Prisoner says to a fellow new arrival “I’m in for 10 years, how long are you in for?” “15 years” The other man replies “So as yo...

  I can say from experience Marriage is in no way like prison And the reason I say that Is you get far more sex in prison

  I was caught stealing Tippex You know, the liquid correction solution Well, my employer pressed charges And I was sent to a correcti...

  Social distancing and self-isolation Is not a difficult thing to implement When you’re in Wormwood Scrubs And placed in solitary con...

When you’re in prison                   You’re in a cell twenty-three hours a day But if you’re at work                   You’re trapp...