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Pregnancy
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Saturday, 11 March 2023
HE DIALED 999
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He dialled 999 and said. “Send an ambulance, my wife is in Labour” “Is this her first baby?” the operator asked “No, this is her husband, T...
Monday, 29 August 2022
EXPLAINING TO A TECHNOGEEK
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Elaine was trying to explain to her geeky boyfriend How she had gotten pregnant, with no luck at all So she put it into techno speak “...
Tuesday, 2 February 2021
ULTRA LARGE
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At the time my wife was first pregnant It was a very difficult time I’ll grant It wasn’t until we went for the scan To view the pict...
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