72 Miles From The Sea

  I have many questions That are not my Jurisdiction And I ponder if it’s possible To have too much moderation

  If it really is true what they say That all the world is a stage, And all the men and women Are merely players on that stage? Wher...

  The mathematician pondered When he opened the oven door What the value of pi would be After being dropped on the floor

  Apparently “to put your two pennies worth in” Means that you took your chance to speak But you only get a “penny for your thoughts” ...

  I look ahead of me, Across the unknown years And I wonder: Will I like being old? Or even like the person That I will become?

  I certainly don’t want to be murdered So, I find myself rather fascinated Exactly how important do you need to be? Not to be murdere...

  As I stand by the placid waters Watching as the evening sky glows I ask myself the question Why didn't Noah kill the two mosquit...

  Why is it that toasters Always have a setting That burns the toast And therefore blackening To a horrible crisp And is unfit for...

  I look ahead of me, Across the unknown years And I wonder: Will I like being old? Or even like the person That I will become? ...

  I am puzzled most By things that don’t fit Such as “if all is not lost” Then where the hell is it

  There is a rhetorical question That gives me indigestion Why is it when we're dog-tired chaps We take what are called catnaps?

  There is a natural law of perversity You cannot, no matter the necessity Successfully determine beforehand or ahead Which side of th...

  If failure is attempted And the attempt succeeded Which has been achieved?

  There is a rhetorical question That gives me indigestion Is a factory efficient for its sins? If it only produces waste bins?

There is a rhetorical question That gives me indigestion Is an ambulance driver required?  To pull over if a siren is heard?

Why do croutons? Come vacuum sealed It’s just stale bread That is concealed

  Before drawing boards Were invented What did they go back to? When discontented

Why do people point to their wrists? When asking for time checks But they don't point to their crotch When they’re busting their n...

  If you can answer this I will eat my hat How can you describe The smell of a wet cat

  It says on the label corn oil is made from corn And vegetable oil is made out of vegetable But to find the contents of baby oil I am u...