72 Miles From The Sea

  Comparing iPhones With Donald Trump Is like Comparing Apples to Oranges

  The Mayoress unveiled a large bust At the civic centre When her blouse was accidentally Torn open by a Councillor.

  I woke up this early morning And I have realised all my worst fears Because our new MP is an old classmate We used to call Tiny Te...

  Are you wearing a fat suit? Well that shape can’t be ignored But wait it’s not a suit is it? I recognise you now Mr Blackford

  Remember your vote counts In a Democracy But your Count votes In a feudal society

  It's sad that in Democratic America That Black Friday gives them more of a lift Than Good Friday, as they are more Interested in...

  We all want Theresa May gone But stubbornly making a fuss And she just won’t go away She’s like a bad case of thrush

  Jezza came close at the last election There’s certainly no doubt about that But that was then, but now he’s gone From Corbyn to Hasb...

  When you’re a dictator like Maduro It’s difficult to find time to shop But for his Palace building materials He always shops at the ...

  Are you wearing a self-important look? Well I would say you are in my opinion And further more I will bet my house On the fact that ...

  Terrible Theresa Strong and stable Tried to grow her majority But wasn’t able From there on in Her decent was rapid As her pre...

  May and Corbyn are equally Hapless as their party’s leader They’re so bad you wouldn’t ask Either of them to lead a Conga

  May and Corbyn’s ineptitude Has left us all agog You wouldn’t trust either one To even lead a Dog

  As Neville Chamberlain did before May went on an arse kissing tour Begging crumbs from the EU table Portraying us to all, as weak an...

  Whatever the UK suggest The EU immediately resist And the reason behind that Is Juncker is always pissed

  I didn’t know it meant exit When I voted for Brexit To be honest I voted leave Just because I like leaves

  Are you wearing yellow?      A brave choice for one so sallow With thick wrinkled skin like a Tangelo But for all that you seem quit...

  Are you wearing blue? So, tell me, what’s your story? Roedean and Oxbridge, I see So, you’ll be marrying a Tory

  Are you wearing red? To signify the party you’re in Well done, congratulations You made a decision Mr Corbyn

  Are you wearing red? And standing at the foot of my bed I hope that means you’re Santa And not Jeremy Corbyn instead