72 Miles From The Sea

  A body was found in a drain That someone tried to hide The police suspect foul play And have ruled out Sewercide

  A Parrot sat on a custody chair And continually prattled on In fact he sang like a canary So he was a real Stool Pigeon

  The police have now been issued, with pencils And very thin sheets of paper, all very low tech, It’s a brand-new initiative being roll...

  An important element of The Feline establishment Is the Cat Constabulary Known as Claw enforcement

  An important element of The Canine establishment Is the Dog Constabulary Known as Paw enforcement

  Are you wearing a policeman’s hat? And you don’t get fed up with that When they ask about your bobby’s hat “Does your head reach the...

  The police are being issued with pencils and Very thin sheets of paper, all very low tech It’s a new initiative being rolled out so th...

  When Police searched the home Of Cliff Richard, and were to seize A very large amount of material Because they were led to believe ...

  Crime Scene Investigation Better known as CSI Has been on the air so long It should be renamed RSI

  There was a murder in a Norfolk village But the police are struggling to solve it In fact they can’t even identify the body Despite ...

  To those who looted electrical goods during rioting, A Police press conference announced today Should be aware of the consequences so ...

  Sometimes you can talk Your way out of a ticket A little bit of charm Is probably the safest bet Humour can work as well But don...

  Sometimes you can talk Your way out of a ticket A little bit of charm Is probably the safest bet Humour can work as well But jus...

  Sometimes you can talk Your way out of a ticket A little bit of charm Is probably the safest bet Humour can work as well But avo...

  Sometimes you can talk Your way out of a ticket A little bit of charm Is probably the safest bet Humour can work but When talkin...

  “Do you know why I pulled you over?” The cop asked me like a typical fuzz “No officer I don’t, I hope you do,   I think it’s importa...

  "Who killed Cock Robin?" "I," said the Sparrow, "With my bow and arrow,   I killed Cock Robin." “You’re...

  When the police caught me speeding My eyes were strained and blinking I was pulled over by a putz   Who said “Your eyes look red, ...

Sometimes you can talk Your way out of a ticket A little bit of charm Is probably the safest bet Humour can work as well Don’t say...

  Sometimes you can talk Your way out of a ticket A little bit of charm Is probably the safest bet Humour can work as well So, say...