72 Miles From The Sea

  Are you addicted to plastic surgery? Or just had more than your fair share Well, it’s a sure sign when your surgeon Is an employee o...

  My decision to become a doctor Even though it helped me burgeon Raised more than a few eyebrows But then I am a plastic surgeon

  Plastic surgeons have the expertise To enhance breasts into a feature But disproportionate enhancement Makes for an odd-looking crea...

  You can wear an ankle bracelet And have piercings through your bits You can even have a tramp stamp But don’t go messing with your t...

  People of a certain age With skin like tired elastic Go to see a surgeon And are quite enthusiastic Though the procedures Seem a...

  My wife wanted breast augmentation Because she was completely flat And I wanted to get an Eagle Tattoo So we negotiated, kind of, ...

  Some people seek perfection Something’s offend their vanity Which leads them to decide On bouts of cosmetic surgery   Breast enl...

DRASTIC SURGERY People of a certain age With skin like tired elastic Go to see a surgeon And are quite enthusiastic Though the procedures Se...