72 Miles From The Sea

  It is perfectly clear to most of us That atoms are the most conniving Deceitful and untrustworthy Because they make up everything

  Did you hear oxygen Is going out with magnesium The first atom asked OMg said the second atom

My father-in-law is a Physicist Who is oblivious to culinary tips He is too focussed on his work So, he lives on Fission chips 

  Physicists pose important questions Beneath the Swiss mountain slopes With their large Hadron collider And when for the answers they...

If it is green or it squirms, it’s Biology   If it smells or burns, then its Chemistry   If it doesn't work, it’s a Physics theory