72 Miles From The Sea

  When I was just a young child I was subject to multiple attacks My father assailed me with cameras And I still suffer from flashback...

  My sister is into photography It makes her shine and glow And she talks enthusiastically But you can’t shutter up though

  It only dawns on you, quite How un-photogenic you are Until it’s time for a group photo And they hand you the camera

  He was blessed most verily With a photographic memory It was never developed sadly

I saw a photo of a wheel of Stilton In a glossy magazine today And I wondered as the shutter clicked What the photographer asked it to...

  My son just bought the most amazing camera With super-fast shutter speed, “on the edge of the cut” And when he photographed my wife an...

  My sister is into photography It makes her shine and glow And she talks enthusiastically But you can’t shutter up though