72 Miles From The Sea

  I woke up the day after the party With a penis drawn on my face But that wasn’t the worst of it The perpetrator had had to trace

  They said they had poppers at the party But no evidence of them could be seen There was no strands of confetti anywhere And the carp...

  I always thought that alcohol Made me funnier, smarter, oh And a much better dancer But then I saw myself on video

  She was so drunk at the party When her period came on She mistakenly used a party popper Instead of a tampon

If your daughter wants a birthday party At home, make it Cinderella themed That way you can be the wicked queen And the guests can kee...

  I met an interesting girl at a party At first, I admired her from afar She claimed that just by knowing The make of an individual’s ...

I went to a party And I really dressed to kill The SAS combat fatigues Seemed to fit the bill

  I went to a party And I really dressed to kill A werewolf and a full moon Seemed to fit the bill

It was the midsummers Eve Ball and Luke Martin was enjoying an illicit cigar on the East Terrace of the great hall, and the reason he chose ...

UNDER A SLATE GREY SKY Under a slate grey sky Or against a back drop of blue Crossing bridges Over river and stream Thru woods and fie...