72 Miles From The Sea

  My wife gave birth today And after thanking the doc I sheepishly asked him “When can have sex?” He winked and said “I’m off duty...

  My wife said “I’m Pregnant” I smiled and replied “Hi pregnant, I’m a Dad” then she was hesitant Then said “No, you’re not Grant”

  I had a friend who vehemently opposed All forms of parental discipline Which was all well and good until she snapped And put her son...

  I don’t think any of us can judge immaturity, It’s from parenthood some prejudices stem So, no one should be prevented from having kid...

  The great part about parenthood Is naming the kids something favorable While not having to add numbers To make sure the name was ava...

  Every child will at some time Threaten to run away And that hope keeps parents Going day to day

  Tiny thing A new baby Totally dependent A new life That new Parents Have to keep alive Like a Tamagotchi But without a reset

  I hear a singing child Innocently engrossed In childish play Singing sweetly To her audience of dolls Safely oblivious In her ...

  Blood may well be thicker than water But to a son or daughter When it comes to Parenthood This should be understood There’s more t...

  You should never raise Your hands to your children And for that, there Is a very good reason Not that I’m saying They shouldn’t ...

  When the children were young They just gave me a headache Now that they’re older They are more of a heartache

  Who loves us without condition? Who loves us in their admonition? Who loves us despite the dirt? Who do we go to when we’re hurt? ...

  On the naming of a child Certain protocols should be followed by the registrar Protocol one If the chosen name is Rainbow or Honey d...

  I loved her right from the start Willingly gave her all my heart And when she walked down the aisle I could do nothing at all but sm...

  I have a lovely son He is my number one He won’t be an only child I hope for another one But he is our first born When all said ...

  I had a friend who vehemently opposed All forms of parental discipline Which was all well and good until she snapped And put her son...

  My mother made us eat Supplements every day One time I nearly choked On the Mail on Sunday

  The great part about parenthood Is naming the kids something favorable While not having to add numbers To make sure the name was ava...

  I don’t think any of us can judge immaturity, It’s from parenthood some prejudices stem So no one should be prevented from having kids...

  Mum always washed my hair in Aussie beer And at the time I wasn’t bothered It wasn't until many years later I discovered That I ...