72 Miles From The Sea

  I broke my glasses the other day So, I knew what had to be done But guess who I bumped into While at the opticians? Everyone

  She woke up on Sunday morning And regretted her risky behaviours Muttering as she looked at her partner “I should have gone to Specs...

  My optician has a gift for stating the obvious Either that or he’s not very bright After the eye test he declared forthrightly “Mr H...

  The eye test went on for an age In fact, it was something of an ordeal “Your right eye isn’t right” he said Well, I can tell you tha...

  I go to an optimistic optician When I need my biannual checks The only downside is that he Always sells me rose tinted specs

  A Polish man went to the optician He’d not had an eye test before The optician pointed and said “Can you read the card on the door?”...

  If you walk into everything Because your eyesight is chronic Then the next thing you should do Is walk into the walk in clinic

When I was on an Alaskan island I was sure I had seen an optician Just as plain as the nose on my face But it turned out to be an opti...

  Optimists see the world, Each and every day anew Through Rose tinted lenses The tint of mine is blue Which colour my world With ...

  I go to an optimistic optician When I need my biannual checks The only downside is that he Always sells me rose tinted specs