72 Miles From The Sea

Whitehall Civil Servants took control Of the Bonfire on that fateful date One of them struck the match, while The rest filled forms in...

At the Apple Bonfire Night party One struck the match to ignite the birch And as the fire burned six of his colleagues Were in a hud...

Health and Safety were in charge Of lighting the Bonfire this year One of them struck the match And ten more held an extinguisher 

Our Parliament has failed us Ignoring the voice of Britain’s And following its own agenda In the House of Charlatans  

  Remember, remember The fifth of November When gunpowder smoke fills the air What a quaintly British affair Gathering with friends ...

  On bonfire night Across the land Fireworks will be lit By unthinking hand   And when you watch The Catherine wheels Spiral o...

  I took my dog to a bonfire party And he stared at the fire blankly I twigged as I watched the fiery licks It was because he loved st...

Remember, remember The fifth of November? Gunpowder, treason and…. No, I don’t remember

  I really enjoyed our date I’m so glad that you rang It was a brilliant Guy Fawkes Night that ended with a bang

  Remember, remember the fifth of November Gunpowder, treason, and plot For that was the day Guy Fawkes failed To blow up the bloody l...

  Are you wearing a Guy Fawkes mask? Hoping to get coins in your cap “Penny for the guy” is that the aim? Well, you’re losing out to t...

  My Bonfire night cracker Always good for a thrill My favourite little sparkler I like to call “Catherine will”

  Bangers and sparklers Weren’t the fireworks At the Bonfire night party But the girls I invited

  Remember, remember the fifth of November Gunpowder, treason, and plot. They had the right approach back then Blow up   the bloody lot

  My brother was five years older than me and as a result from the time I was five years old he looked upon me as something of a burden. N...

  When I was a kid in the sixties, we would squander a fiver every year on a bumper box of Standard Fireworks, a good selection of the cheap...

  When I was a kid in the sixties we would squander a fiver every year on a bumper box of Standard Fireworks a good selection of the cheap a...

  November the 5 th , bonfire night The gunpowder plot of treason Will from this day forward Be know as five-eleven

  Guy Fawkes and his friends Despite meeting sticky ends After a treasonous endeavor They were the only men ever Who entered our Par...

  Health and Safety were in charge Of lighting the Bonfire this year One of them struck the match And ten more held an extinguisher