72 Miles From The Sea

  My neighbours are obnoxious, rude And loud and they’re doing in my cranium They are so intolerable that I finally Know, what it must...

My next-door neighbour At number ninety-two Has been burning all her bills But that’s Bernadette for you 

  A couple of women Live next door to me One is middle-aged And teaches PE The other a social worker In her mid-twenties They go...

  My new next-door neighbour, It turns out, is a really pretentious twat He has travelled quite a lot So, his house is named Bindair D...

  At 3am there was a knock at the door It was my neighbour, the cheeky little strumpet 3 o’clock in the morning, can you believe that? ...

  I’ve lost all of my tropical fish And it’s my neighbour I have to thank Because he plays his music so loud It caused a tsunami in my...

  The darkest hour Is just before the dawn So, if you’re going to pee On your neighbor’s lawn That’s the time to do it