72 Miles From The Sea

  In his town when Dad was a boy They had a Chinese Chippie He was a Carpenter from Shanghai And he was Called Mr Lee

  He said “it’s Stephen with a PH” Which I thought pedantic But he wasn’t a fussy git at all He was just very acidic

  On the naming of a child Certain protocols should be followed by the registrar Protocol one If the chosen name is Rainbow or Honey d...

King George VI was not a George That’s hardly playing the game Imagine my complete surprise when I found out that Albert was his name

  I'm rubbish with names I can’t help it a bit It’s a proper condition There's a name for it...

  It was appropriate for a voyeur, To live in the village of Watcham To where I just returned yesterday From the Northern town of Oldh...

What do you think did Alice Leed? You should have watched Doris Speed? Does anyone know has Sean Bean? Did anyone notice is Diane Keen...

  What do you think can Ben Gunn? Did anyone notice is David Dunn? Did anyone notice was Sean Kerley? Does anyone know was George B...

  Does anyone know does James Bridle? I often wonder is Eric Idle? Would anyone know did Michael Ley? You never know Brian May?

  Would anyone know was Rip Torn? Did anyone else see Oliver Bourne? Does anyone know is George Nigh? You should have seen Kevin Tighe...

  Did anyone else see David Pegg? You should have heard Alex Begg? Does anyone listen to Emma Peel? Would anyone like to see Andrew Ne...

  Did anyone hear if Samantha Sang? Does anyone know did Molly Bang? Would anyone know was Mary Deare? Does anyone think does Jason Fe...

Does anyone think is Nicky Lauda? Would anyone know was Cynthia Prouder? Does anyone know will Steve Wynn? Does anyone think did Pearl...

  Will anyone watch as Peter Bowles? Did anyone look as Henry Rolls? Did anyone notice Eric Ambel? Does anyone know will Donna Gambol...

  Does anyone know is Jane Gray? Would anyone know does Sasha Bray? Did anyone see Virginia Wade? Does anyone know was James Mayde?

  Does anyone think will Jenifer Rush? Does anyone know does Basil Brush? Did anyone know will Alessandro Nesta? Would anyone know wa...

  Does anyone know does Jane Ayre? I don’t know what could George Wehr? Does anyone think is Nathan Sweete? Have you just walked dow...

  Does anyone think will Chris Reech? Does anyone know can Bill Teach? Did anyone hear Nelson Riddle? I wish I could see Ricardo Fide...

  Does anyone know if Alfred Sung? Does anyone think is Sean Young? Does anyone know is Koo Stark? Would anyone know was Yvonne Dark...

Does anyone know if Alfred Sung? Does anyone think is Sean Young? Does anyone know is Koo Stark? Would anyone know was Yvonne Darke?