72 Miles From The Sea

  From the wards of emphysema To the floors of maternity We are proud to all be members Of the nursing fraternity   We work for t...

  An elderly man entered the surgery And approached the receptionist “Good morning, can I see the doctor?” With a face that had never ...

  My dear old mother Recently passed away But it came to my attention Only the other day That she was in fact killed By a “Mrs A”

  I had to go to the hospital today After I had been stung by a bee And my head really swelled up But the doctors said not to worry ...

  The NHS has plans to save money Which may leave the institution blighted Audiologists haven’t heard a thing And Ophthalmologists thi...

  The NHS has plans to save money Paediatricians think them too tough But their complaints have been rejected As they are not consider...

  The NHS has plans to save money But they plan’s maybe hard to pass The Proctologists have responded By telling them to stick them up...

  I’ve just got back from Spain Where I was taken queer And not understanding a foreign quack Was my biggest fear   Well, when we ...

  The NHS has plans to save money Which Pharmacologists won’t follow Because they feel the cuts Are simply a bitter pill to swallow

  The NHS has plans to save money Which some seem to accept, though Cardiologists for example Don’t have the heart to say no

  The NHS has plans to save money Which ENT consultants won’t follow They won’t hear of budget cuts They think the plans quite shallow...

The NHS has plans to save money And many are opposed to the suggestion The Obstetricians feel that the government Are labouring under ...

  The NHS has plans to save money And there has been opposition all right But the Gastroenterologists Don’t have the stomach for a fig...

  The NHS has plans to save money As they are strapped for cash The plans have got up the Allergists noses And Dermatologists think th...

  I refuse to go to the local doctors, A medical practice part of the NHS And I know beggars can’t be choosers But they can practice o...

  The coolest dude at the hospital Is the ultra sound guy But when he is on holiday It’s the hip replacement guy

  I phoned the swine flu hotline When my chest started rattling Because that was the advice But all I got was crackling

  From the wards of emphysema To the floors of maternity We are proud to all be members Of the nursing fraternity   We work for t...

  I had occasion, this week to visit a close friend in hospital and while there I ran into another friend, Sheila who I hadn’t seen for abou...

No matter how bad it is when they tell you You never quite believe it’s true No matter the stories that are told to you You never quit...