72 Miles From The Sea

  There’s a new movie in production About a bunch of Comic Art Heisters Specifically, the work of Mike Mignola The film is called Stea...

  I love Bruce Willis Movies But I have been barred My wife told me to stop As our marriage had been marred So, I tried to wean myse...

  Are you wearing Capri Pants? You’d look at home on a yacht But I can say one thing for sure Audrey Hepburn you are not

  Fred Astaire was believed to be The greatest Dancer in his field But Ginger Rodgers did the same Only backwards and in heels

  Imagine being five minutes from the end Of the longest movie ever made and then It starts over because it forgot something Well, tha...

  If you value your life avoid places That might make your nerves jangle A certain geographical location For example the Bermuda Trian...

  If you value your life avoid places Famous for a murderous creature Like a certain geographical location Yes I’m talking about Trans...

  If you value your life avoid places Where demons from hell meet Like a certain geographical location Infamously known as Elm Street

  If on your travels you find a town Which looks deserted, let’s say It’s probably like that for a reason. So take the hint and stay a...

  When there is a raging storm outside And an intruder with murderous intent And the power suddenly goes out Do not go and search the ...

  When it appears that you have succeeded And the monster is lying dead Do not for any reason go and check Get the hell out of there i...

  When browsing the occult section Of the library shelves   Never read aloud from a book Of demon summoning spells

  Miranda (Gemma Whelan) and Dan (Julian Ovenden) and their children live in the run down, rambling country house inherited from her recentl...

  Drake Hunter ( Kevin Sorbo ) is CEO of Hunter Toys, turned the company he inherited from his father, from a cosy quality manufacturer into...

  We always go to the pictures For the end of week features Never mind orange Wednesday What we like is CGI Friday

  I struggle with certain actors When giving cinematic recitals Like De Niro and Pacino They should come with subtitles

  I went to the movies last night And watched a really good thriller About a man poisoning the Cornflakes Who turned out to be a cerea...

  When I was a kid My sister worked At the Odeon Wood Green And got me in for nothing I loved the pictures And I went everyday I...

  “Groundhog Day” is a comedy, screenplay by Danny Rubin and Harold Ramis, and Directed by Harold Ramis. TV weatherman Phil (Bill Murray) ...

  Family friends Sam Reed (Dustin Milligan) and Kat Patton (Danica McKellar) spend every Christmas Eve at the Children's Table from the ...