72 Miles From The Sea

  I have an unusual phobia Which people find strange I hate new minted coins But then I dislike all change

  “Money talks” is the saying I’m not quite sure why If my money could talk It would only ever say good-bye

Electronic banking Is the way it is done Lightning fast transfers At the touch of a button   Though not necessarily The fastest ...

  Electronic banking Is a wonderful thing Lightning fast transfers In the modern age   Though not the fastest By any shape or me...

  I hate the one pence pieces 5p’s and tuppence’s I suppose you think it strange But I simply don’t like change

  The Bank of England Announced In an article they wrote Jane Austen Will appear On the new ten pound note   I don’t like to put a...

  When I was a boy I saved my pennies For a rainy day I saved every cent, My pocket money Every Friday The Money back On the e...

  If you spend more than you earn There’s no way to fudge it   You are stuck with your debts If you can't manage to budge it

  I went to my bank yesterday As I went to work, it’s on my way I said to the cashier Miss Valance “Hello, can you check my balance” ...

  Never a borrower nor a lender be That is my simple philosophy But if the need you can’t resist Borrow money from a pessimist A pos...

  Thank God it’s February And the month of January Is now just a memory And thank God for Salary

  Life can really be An awful bitch Which is why, on balance I would prefer to be rich There are some people Those lucky dogs and ...

  The quickest way to double Your money let’s not forget Is to fold it in half and then Put it back in your pocket

  I hate the one pence pieces 5p’s and tuppence’s I suppose you think it strange But I simply don’t like change