72 Miles From The Sea

  My girlfriend was sacked as a model Because her popularity decreased She was actually an underwear model So she was more accurately,...

  Let’s be honest we all have A skeleton in the cupboard, or two But some people let theirs Walk the catwalk for the public to view

Bimbette said “Tell me Peachy, do These jeans make my bum look big?” “Truthfully?” Peaches replied  “Your bum makes the jeans look big...

  Are you wearing a diadem? Why are you some kind of princess? No, you actually have to be royalty Not just daddy’s little princess

  I made my girl Bimbette Really laugh on Saturday The only problem is I told Her the joke on Wednesday

  Bimbette says she can count to seventy But I think that’s very doubtful Because in my experience she always Finds sixty-nine a bit o...

  The sex was so good last night With my girlfriend Bimbette That after it was over even The neighbours had a cigarette .

  Bimbette is not the brightest And living with her is very hard In fact, she’s the reason The gene pool needs a lifeguard

  Bimbette and Peaches Plus seventeen friends All went to the cinema   At the booking office The girl enquired “Blimey why so ma...

  "Mayday, Mayday. SOS, Mayday My pilot has had a heart attack and died Can anybody out there hear me?” The panicky blonde passen...

  Bimbette went home to see her mum And found her acting quite funny She was sat on the dining room floor And appeared to be counting ...

  Bimbette was in the bathroom And Clair shouted up to her “You can use my shampoo If you want to wash your hair” And Bimbette shout...

  Top super model Bimbette, It has been disclosed Has lost her crown The model has been deposed  

  Bimbette and Peaches were standing by a flagpole, Looking up at it in a rather puzzled way When they were asked what they were doing ...

  She strutted down the catwalk In an outfit to make the critics talk It was called simply “Iridescence” And had a lustrous, brilliant...

  Tuesday’s girl Gracefully elegant Slender and lithe In form and movement Struts the catwalk For an outrageous payment

  Conscious of the danger to an animal Being left inside a parked car A woman opened the car window So, her puppy could get some air ...

  Bimbette was out for a stroll by the river And was enjoying the walk in the countryside When she saw Peaches on the opposite bank “H...

  One night Bimbette asked her friend "Which do you think is farther   Florida or the moon?" Peaches replied "Hello...

Fed up with blonde jokes Bimbette and Peachy, her chum Decided to dye their hair They are now both platinum