72 Miles From The Sea

  Pythagoras would have beleived Every triangle was a love triangle Not simply because of the mathematics But because he loved triangl...

  My next-door neighbour is a mathematician He’s a seriously clever bloke is Graham But he’s scared to death of negative numbers And h...

  The mathematician pondered When he opened the oven door What the value of pi would be After being dropped on the floor

  The pie factory exploded And it was carnage inside There were also casualties As 3.14 people died

  I wanted to buy some right angled triangles And I wanted to do it without any fuss So I asked around and took expert advice    And I...

  I learned counting using dried semolina Everything else was superfluous It’s the way we used to do it in Morocco It was what we call...

  The American’s must Suffer from innumeracy As they only have one math As far as I can see

  Divide the circumference Of a Pumpkin by Its diameter, and you Will get Pumpkin Pi

  The mathematician pondered When he opened the oven door What the value of pi would be After being dropped on the floor