72 Miles From The Sea

  Are you wearing glitter eye lashes? It’s a very interesting look Not enough people make themselves Appear ridiculous in my book

  Are you wearing a single fake eyelash? I’m almost certain there should be two What happened to the other one? Did someone beat it to ...

  Are you wearing a face pack? Hello it is you under there? I know how to check, I’ll cop a feel I’m sorry I didn’t mean to scare Th...

  Are you wearing false eye lashes? You haven’t worn them before? It’s just the way you’ve put them on Makes you look like a Labrador

  Are you wearing lipstick? Well to avoid looking like a dipstick You might want to adjust it a bit Maybe you could tone it down Bef...

Why can't women Has anyone ever supposed? Put on mascara With their mouth closed?