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Showing posts with label Makeup. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Makeup. Show all posts
Wednesday, 17 May 2023

ARE YOU WEARING GLITTER EYE LASHES?

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  Are you wearing glitter eye lashes? It’s a very interesting look Not enough people make themselves Appear ridiculous in my book
Tuesday, 16 May 2023

ARE YOU WEARING A SINGLE FAKE EYELASH?

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  Are you wearing a single fake eyelash? I’m almost certain there should be two What happened to the other one? Did someone beat it to ...
Sunday, 11 September 2022

ARE YOU WEARING A FACE PACK?

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  Are you wearing a face pack? Hello it is you under there? I know how to check, I’ll cop a feel I’m sorry I didn’t mean to scare Th...
Monday, 11 July 2022

ARE YOU WEARING FALSE EYE LASHES?

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  Are you wearing false eye lashes? You haven’t worn them before? It’s just the way you’ve put them on Makes you look like a Labrador
Monday, 27 June 2022

ARE YOU WEARING LIPSTICK?

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  Are you wearing lipstick? Well to avoid looking like a dipstick You might want to adjust it a bit Maybe you could tone it down Bef...
Thursday, 1 April 2021

MASCARA

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Why can't women Has anyone ever supposed? Put on mascara With their mouth closed?
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