72 Miles From The Sea

  My Uncle trains animals To be honest he’s a bit of a bore He has one dog that does magic tricks It’s a labracadabrador

Are you wearing a magician’s hat? Are you in the magic circle sphere? But I have been wondering why You made your clothes disappear

  My father was a magician Well, not really a magician But he did disappeared a lot To avoid the law like as not

  If Lawyers can be disbarred then will fishermen be debated? Will magicians be disillusioned? And politicians denominated?

  A young man got mugged By a magician last year He took a wallet, a watch, And the coin from behind his ear

  My Uncle trains animals To be honest he’s a bit of a bore He has one dog that does magic tricks It’s a labracadabrador

  I’ve been signed up for a course Which I don’t like one bit As it’s all about escapology And I'm struggling to get out of it

  My Uncle trains animals To be honest he’s a bit of a bore He has one dog that does magic tricks It’s a labracadabrador

  My uncle Henry is a magician And he’s also an undertaker If you saw his act, you’d know Because he says Abra Cadaver