72 Miles From The Sea

  Let’s haul out the holly And I’ll make you blush If you would just let me Trim your Christmas bush

  “Are you looking at my knees?” She asked me right out flat I just looked at her coyly And said “No I’m above that”

To spice up my dreary life I chose to hold a sex game And threw an orgy last night, Unfortunately, nobody came

  Are you wearing a Pink? Oh, I understand that wink My pretty little Barbie girl As you give me a twirl What you’re intimating I th...

  They made a clean getaway To a remote destination For peace and quiet And dirty intentions

  Are you wearing a sensual air? It seems that you are not even aware? But it flows from each and every hair I’m sorry i don’t mean to...

  Are you wearing provocative garb? Well, you might well cause some disquiet But you are not really achieving you aim But you might we...

  Are you wearing seductive garb? Well I have to admire you style But in order to seduce me You need only wear a smile

Once in an age of innocence When the maids were chaste The body was a temple of love On which great value was placed Now the age of ...

  When you’re on the pull If you want to break the ice Say something funny Or say something nice Be complimentary Or just lie in y...

  The latest gossip is in from the North Pole And the Claus’s have divorced you know So why did Santa divorce Mrs. Claus? Because he f...

  Scrooge hates Christmas But loves all of the reindeer And the simple reason for that is To him every buck is dear

  You can liken women’s breasts to a Birthday gift of a train set, for lads They were originally meant for kids But who gets to play w...

  Are you wearing a bunch of mistletoe? Well, you certainly mean business Isn’t that overkill? “Less is more” after all But you know w...

  When you’re on the pull If you want to break the ice Say something funny Or say something nice Be complimentary Or just lie in y...

  Do you know what Santa brings naughty Boys and girls so they are not excluded? It’s not coal anymore so don’t think that Its batteri...

  The difference between Santa Claus And a serial philanderer as it goes Is in essence a total lack of self-control Because Santa stop...

  Are you wearing an elf outfit? Does it come with all the kit? Pixie boots and a floppy hat The green tights and all that If you co...

  A chickpea and a lentil, what is The difference between that brace? It’s simple really because no one Ever paid to have a lentil on ...

  Are you wearing a green Christmas outfit? You look very beautiful in it In fact, you look very cute In your Santa’s little helper su...