72 Miles From The Sea

I just walked into the bedroom, Which was littered with crap And tripped over my wife’s bra I was floored by her booby trap

  The Dulcets are a collection of villages and hamlets comprising of Dulcet Meadow, Dulcet St Mary, Dulcet Green, and Dulcet-on-Brooke, to n...

  Now I’ve left middle age behind me in the distance I occasionally hark back to my youth when I really was as young as I felt, to the days ...

  It was a beautiful June evening when Ian Livesey was sat by the river in the beer garden of the Mulberry Tree in the village of Brocklingt...

  In the southern town of Abbottsford, the biggest in Downshire, the administrative capital, seat of the Downshire government is the locatio...

  The town of Shallowfield sat on the southern edge of the Finchbottom Vale and it had always relied largely upon forestry and agriculture f...

  Wayne Evans was up before the Beak at the Magistrates Court in the southern town of Abbottsford facing public order charges following a ro...

  The Dulcets are a collection of villages and hamlets comprising of Dulcet Meadow, Dulcet-on-Willow, Dulcet Green, and Dulcet-on-Brooke, to...

  The Dulcets are a collection of villages and hamlets comprising of Dulcet Meadow, Dulcet-on-Willow, Dulcet Green, and Dulcet-on-Brooke, to...

  The Dulcets are a collection of villages and hamlets comprising of Dulcet Meadow, Dulcet-on-Willow, Dulcet Green and Dulcet-on-Brooke, to ...

  It was 1.30pm when Gary woke up and decided to take himself into the bathroom and have a shower and he had just finished drying off when t...

  Christina Smith lived in the idyllic village of Mornington-By-Mere, situated in the beautiful Finchbottom Vale and was very happy, and reg...

  Are you wearing a black body stocking? No I can assure you my tone is not mocking And though the view may be thought shocking It wil...

  I have many questions That are not in my own environ What’s underwear called if its The only thing that you have on

  There is knowledge I need to know Which will keep me in the quiz Like, if love is supposed to be blind, Why is lingerie as popular a...

  Are you wearing Brazilians? It’s very bold of you to mention Oh they’re some kind of knickers I clearly wasn’t paying attention I ...

  Are you wearing anything today? Well as I’m fond of your body type If the answer is no, we can hang up The phone and then we can Sky...

  Are you wearing satin knickers? What a peculiar thing to say Of course they are sat in No one can stand up all day

  Are you wearing a control body? It’s shaped you very well clearly But what I want to know is What shape are you really?

  A woman asked “Are these knickers satin?” To an assistant who was chattin She replied loudly for the whole shop to view “No of cours...