72 Miles From The Sea

Some people are like clouds In strange kind of way Because when they fuck off It becomes a beautiful day

  I’ve been feeling a little bit moody and Run down lately, so I thought I should Look up my symtoms and find the reason It turns out ...

  You’ve really got to Hand it to the short folks That’s because they can’t Reach it themselves

  Into a tattooist’s you slink As you’re on the brink However take a moment to think Before you Ink

  The Dulcets are a collection of villages and hamlets comprising of Dulcet Meadow, Dulcet St Mary, Dulcet Green, and Dulcet-on-Brooke, to n...

  I was sitting in my car, which was parked in a side road behind the church where I was waiting for my wife. It was a “no through road” a...

As a young man, H.G. Wells had spent an unhappy time living with an aunt in Horsell which was then close to Woking and is now part of the ov...

  Journal week ending 23rd May 2008   In the words of the Boomtown Rats classic song title, I don’t like Mondays. Now I know I’m not a...

  It was a beautiful June evening when Ian Livesey was sat by the river in the beer garden of the Mulberry Tree in the village of Brocklingt...

  I had occasioned this week to visit a close friend in hospital and while there I ran into another friend, Sheila who I hadn’t seen for abo...

  The town of Shallowfield sat on the southern edge of the Finchbottom Vale and it had always relied largely upon forestry and agriculture f...

  Wayne Evans was up before the Beak at the Magistrates Court in the southern town of Abbottsford facing public order charges following a ro...

  On the west side of Downshire is Eastchapel. a quiet medieval village living in the shadow of its noisy neighbour, the Industrial powerhou...

  On the west side of Downshire is Eastchapel. a quiet medieval village living in the shadow of its noisy neighbour, the Industrial powerhou...

  Are you wearing a confused expression? Why is it beyond you comprehension? That “Yes” and “No” are quite acceptable Answers to almos...

  In these days of political correctness Woke does little than cause more stress Their cure for discrimination seems to be To still di...

  No, your bum doesn’t look big in that Money isn't everything How funny, I was just going to call you I'm only going to put i...

  It was pitiful to see, He was totally inept Basic problems he was struggling to deal He’d struggle to pour water from a boot With th...

  It was pitiful to see He was in a total muddle He would have been Out of his depth in a puddle

  Fortunately, you have two hands And hopefully you’ll discover, One is for helping yourself, And one is for helping others