72 Miles From The Sea

  “Have a nice day” he said And I smiled at him But I had a dreadful day So natural I sued him

  Law is like the family business And that includes my Niece She is a Corrections Officer With the Grammar Police

  My uncle got caught stealing again It’s an occupation hazard by and large This time it was luxury toilet rolls And he pleaded quilty...

  If Lawyers can be disbarred Can dustmen be well disposed? Or can tour guides be detoured And must models be deposed?

  If Lawyers can be disbarred then will fishermen be debated? Will magicians be disillusioned? And politicians denominated?

  Parliament enacts the Laws To legislate our behaviour Police officers patrol the streets To enforce the law Then the court system ...

  The divorce Court Judge said “Mr. Curtis, I have decided to give your wife £500 a week” “That’s very fair, your honour,' Mr Curtis...

  My solicitor said That he would get me A very good Barrister   “I don’t need” I said “Someone making coffee   Just get me a la...

  A drunk was brought before the judge. The judge said as he was walked in "You've been brought before me for drinking." An...

  Justitia, or lady justice Matronly Goddess Stands for fairness Validating justice Sanctifying the law A figure of trust   Be...

  An important element of The Canine establishment Is the Dog Constabulary Known as Paw enforcement

  My mother is judge and jury In our domestic establishment She ensures we all do our bit It’s known as Chore enforcement

  Law is like the family business And that includes my Niece She is a Corrections Officer With the Grammar Police

  You can sue for anything nowadays You can get your day in court in any number of ways Discrimination, personal injury or hurt feelings...

  Our venerable leader Tony Blair Stood smiling in the media glair Andrew Gilligan stood by his story As the PM lied to Liberal and To...

Doctors, dentists, lawyers And all that professional lot Are only ever on time for appointments When you're not

  If someone owns some land Is there some rule or law? To determine if they own it All the to the earth’s core

  You must argue the facts when the law is against you You must argue the law when the facts are against you Call the other lawyer names...

If you find a dead lawyer in the road With a dead dog You will find skid marks leading Towards the dog

  The court of human rights recently made their final ruling in regard to the British law, which prohibits the right of convicted or sentenc...