72 Miles From The Sea

  Contrary to a belief I’ve held for a while Nuance isn’t actually French for paedophile

In the English language, In my view The longest sentence Is clearly, I do  

The English language Can be quite absurd i.e. why is abbreviation Such a long word? 

  I'm rubbish with names I can’t help it a bit It’s a proper condition There's a name for it...

  I can’t count to ten in French It’s impossible for me I can only count to seven Because I have a huit allergy

  He asked me a question In the most cryptic of ways Does your mouth bleed? Every twenty-eight days? And I didn’t recognise it As ...