72 Miles From The Sea

  My sister is a giant in journalism And her prowess is eternal Standing over six feet high She’s on the Tall Street Journal

  In the ITV Newsroom Just ahead of the action The producer announces “Lights Camera Fiction”

  In the C4 Newsroom Just ahead of the action The producer announces “Lights Camera Fiction”

  In the SKY Newsroom Just ahead of the action The producer announces “Lights Camera Fiction”

  In the GBNewsroom Just ahead of the action The producer announces “Lights Camera Fiction”

  The medical profession can always Bury their mistakes deeply The legal profession can execute theirs Finally, and completely While...

  In the BBC Newsroom Just ahead of the action The producer announces “Lights Camera Fiction”

  It’s the end of an era now Michael Parkinson has retired; he was the last of his kind, a special breed. The last of great chat show host...

  Remember Misquotations are The only quotations thus far And it should be duly noted That are never ever misquoted

  There was once this terrorist group Some obscure fundamentalist troop Who hijacked one of the Jumbo fleet With a Journalist in every...

  If you are arrested for being violent You have the right to remain silent If you are dealing with the gutter press You still have ...

  A journalist is exactly like a Sperm I can hear you disagreeing Both have a one in a million chance Of becoming a human being