72 Miles From The Sea

  I’ve got this awful disease It’s really become quite habitual I can’t stop telling airport jokes The doctor says its terminal

  A man entered a best pun contest And he chose ten puns to submit, Hoping at least one pun would win Unfortunately, no pun in ten did

  I know a lot of jokes about the unemployed The unfortunates and the ones who shirk But no matter how many jokes I make The simple tr...

  You can always spot when a risky joke is coming Homophobic, Sexist, Racist or something bolder And that’s because it begins, everytime...

  I woke up the day after the party With a penis drawn on my face But that wasn’t the worst of it The perpetrator had had to trace

  The old ones are best: What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? A carrot