72 Miles From The Sea

  If you are a lover of puns Then on shrove Tuesday There is only one conclusion And that that its pun-cake day

  Is it Pancake Day Already? Oh dear It’s really crêped up On me this year

  The origins of Fat Tuesday Are Anglican and Catholic But in our town Fat Tuesday Is an overweight biker chic

  There is a very distinct difference Between Mardi Gras and Fat Tuesday The former is an all-night party and You wake up with the lat...

  Was Jesus married? Was a she behind his success? That might well explain Faking his own death

  Was Jesus married? Was a she behind his success? That might well explain 40 days in the wilderness

  Could Jesus have been a woman? Well, He fed a crowd as far as he could view at a moment's notice with little food He kept trying...

  Could Jesus have been Irish? Well, the bible says He never marries He loved green pastures and water And He was always telling stori...

  Could Jesus have been Native American? Possibly, he was at peace with nature He ate fish, and had an affinity with birds And He talk...

  Could Jesus have been a Californian? Well its true He never cut His hair He walked around in sandals And He started a new religion, ...

  Could Jesus have been Italian? Maybe, as he reputedly used olive oil He did have wine with all His meals And he did talk with His ha...

  Could Jesus have been Jewish? It is the most likely eventuality As He Did go into His Father's business He lived at home until h...

  Could Jesus have been Black? Maybe, its true he liked Gospel He called everyone brother And He didn't get a fair trial

  What are little girls made of? Sugar and spice and all things nice That's what little girls are made of? Well try to remember tha...

  Are you wearing an Easter waistcoat? Oh yes it’s a real crowd pleaser Though perhaps not ecclesiastical It makes you look like a gee...

  The best Easter actor of all time Is something of an acting hero And there can only be one winner And that would be Rabbit De Niro

  Are you wearing an Easter tie? Well, my next question is why? Because although it’s not unpleasant You don’t have to wear a present

  The Easter Egg didn’t cross the road And the reason for that I bet Is quite simple and can only be Because he wasn't a chicken y...

  The only way the Easter Bunny Can decorate eggs in time for Easter Is to paint them all, otherwise They would have to use wallpaper

  Are you wearing Easter spats? To walk in the Easter Parade Well, you’re a century out of fashion If you give or take a decade