72 Miles From The Sea

  Are you wearing a tuxedo? It’s so loud it makes a racket No James Bond doesn’t wear one He wears a proper dinner jacket

  I just heard that the sexy girl From Goldfinger, Pussy Galore Changed her name for the film She was Fanny Aplenty before

  There is a new Bond villain Although the story is old His name is Gold sphincter And he has piles of gold

  With reliable heroes And camp villains But I watched on recently And I found it quite exhausting Foot chases, car chases, Runnin...

  In 2008 The next James Bond movie theme Is to be performed By Amy Winehouse it would seem I heard her described As Shirley Basse...

  In a poll of the sexiest men of the last millennium Sean Connery came top of the lot for my mum This isn’t so much a poll though I wou...