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Showing posts with label James Bond. Show all posts
Showing posts with label James Bond. Show all posts
Tuesday, 11 July 2023

ARE YOU WEARING A TUXEDO?

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  Are you wearing a tuxedo? It’s so loud it makes a racket No James Bond doesn’t wear one He wears a proper dinner jacket
Wednesday, 22 March 2023

JUST HEARD THAT THE SEXY GIRL

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  I just heard that the sexy girl From Goldfinger, Pussy Galore Changed her name for the film She was Fanny Aplenty before
Sunday, 26 February 2023

NEW BOND VILLAIN

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  There is a new Bond villain Although the story is old His name is Gold sphincter And he has piles of gold
Monday, 22 August 2022

I LIKED THE OLD BOND MOVIES

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  With reliable heroes And camp villains But I watched on recently And I found it quite exhausting Foot chases, car chases, Runnin...
Saturday, 16 October 2021

DR. NO, NO, NO

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  In 2008 The next James Bond movie theme Is to be performed By Amy Winehouse it would seem I heard her described As Shirley Basse...
Thursday, 8 April 2021

YESH MUM

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  In a poll of the sexiest men of the last millennium Sean Connery came top of the lot for my mum This isn’t so much a poll though I wou...
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