72 Miles From The Sea

  My grandfather invented, And you might well scoff, The cold air balloon, well It never really took off

  The inventor of the Allen key Made nothing off it Despite the fact that It certainly turned a profit

  Here is an interesting fact Which should come as no surprise The inventor of the humble Door knocker won the No-bell prize

  “You probably get this quite a lot I expect, So I’ll make it quick and not prolong, Aren’t you the chap who invented Tippex?, You ar...