Showing posts with label Insects. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Insects. Show all posts
Sunday, 25 June 2023

FLY AND THE SPIDER

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  Why oh why Did the fly, fly? Because the spider Spied her
Thursday, 2 March 2023

AN INSECT PACKER

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  He was interviewed for the job Of an insect packer of bugs and thrips He answered all the questions And in the end boxed all the tic...
Monday, 20 June 2022

THERE IS A MOTH IN THE BATHROOM

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  There is a moth in the bathroom Drawn towards the light My wife was in the shower And it gave her a bit of a fright   I don’t un...
Friday, 27 May 2022

FEMININE CONUNDRUM # 1

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  I will never understand women How is it they can pour wax, molten Onto their naked flesh and then to boot Rip it off pulling out the...
Saturday, 23 April 2022

SOME OF THEM

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  Some make you cringe Some drive you mad Some make you freeze Some scare you bad   Some are enormous Some are minute Some are...
Thursday, 7 April 2022

DEADLY RECREATION

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  Don’t go swimming When the red flags fly Don’t go in the water When the waves are high   Don’t go swimming If it’s too risky ...
Wednesday, 6 April 2022

DEADLY HYMENOPTERA

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  Insects are dangerous I thought you should know Some kill you quick Some kill you slow   Some poison the blood In your arterie...
Thursday, 16 September 2021

I HAVE DISCOVERED AN ELEMENTAL FORCE

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  I have discovered an elemental force Invisible to us all, it works like radar That alerts every flying creature When I have finished...
Wednesday, 15 September 2021

HYMENOPTERA VILLAIN

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  Insects are dangerous That we all know Some kill you quick Some kill you slow Some poison the blood In your arteries One parti...