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Showing posts with label Impotence. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Impotence. Show all posts
Sunday, 16 October 2022

IF THE ADVICE FOR A MAN WHO HAS LOST

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  If the advice for a man who has lost Interest in sex is to see a doctor What would the advice be if The sufferer is actually a docto...
Friday, 14 October 2022

DOLPHINS SUFFER FROM ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION

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  Dolphins suffer from Erectile Dysfunction And their sex life has come a cropper Not much is known about their condition But they’ve ...
Friday, 16 September 2022

ARE YOU WEARING A CONDOM?

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  Are you wearing a condom? At your age you really have no hope Sex at ninety-six will be like Trying to shoot pool with a rope
Wednesday, 9 March 2022

DEFLATED

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  I used to rise at dawn And marvel at my erection Such a thing of beauty So wonderful in its perfection But those days are behind m...
Tuesday, 8 March 2022

GLORY OF THE DAWN

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Oh to awake at dawn Awaking with the horn To sport a morning glory Was highly satisfactory A magnificent early riser With which to...
Saturday, 5 March 2022

EARLY ARRIVAL

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  At premature ejaculators anonymous I sat all alone in the meeting room And I pondered my solitary situation And concluded that I jus...
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