72 Miles From The Sea

Being a Christian man, Of high moral standing I was not prepared For the resulting misunderstanding   It was on my arrival At th...

  “I wish to complain” the woman growled The manager said, “How can I help you”? “There is a puddle on the bathroom floor What are you...

  He ordered room service, from the special menu, the connoisseur’s selection, and when she arrived she walked into his room and stood befor...

  Emma Chambers was what we used to call a bottle blonde, she was also a three time divorcee and one time widow, and was the wrong side of f...

  Emma Chambers was what we used to call a bottle blonde, she was also a three time divorcee and one time widow, and was the wrong side of f...

  In error I booked in to a cheap hotel Frequented by very odd clientele You could tell that it wasn’t great The room even had an ho...

A mate of mine and his new wife Stayed in a hotel in the town of Fife Just for one night with time to kill   And he got a two-hundred-...