72 Miles From The Sea

  One said “it’s my Spine” Another “it’s my appendix” And finally, “I’m overdue” But that’s all in a day’s work Working at the Book ...

  On the ward for unwell boys There were a selection of toys Operation was the particular game That Tom asked for by name But Sister...

The Emergency Room doctor said “I don't like the look of your wife at all sir” “Nor me” he agreed “But she can cook, Do the decorati...

A man recovering from surgery was asked By the nurse “how are you feeling Mr Dukes?” “I’m a little concerned about a four letter word ...

  A patient asked “nurse, why did you stop My visitors coming to see me?” She replied “you know perfectly well why, You broke the rule...

  I had to go to the hospital today After I had been stung by a bee And my head really swelled up But the doctors said not to worry ...

  A woman arrived on the ward To visit her husband one day And when she saw him in his bed He looked in a very bad way She asked the...

  The coolest dude at the hospital Is the ultra sound guy But when he is on holiday It’s the hip replacement guy

  I had occasion, this week to visit a close friend in hospital and while there I ran into another friend, Sheila who I hadn’t seen for abou...