72 Miles From The Sea

  The meat markets are busy Take a look for the proof Horse meat prices are down In fact they’re through the hoof

  I got a bargain on a load of steak My competitors pay much higher They ask where I get my horse steak But I don’t tell them my mane ...

  I got a bargain on a load of steak But the guy turned out to be a phoney Five lorry loads of horse steak But hey it only cost me a p...

  The meat markets are busy I’d say you can’t go wrong Horse meat prices are down But they won’t be furlong

  I got a bargain on a load of steak But the guy turned out to be a spiv Five lorry loads of horse steak Is what I’ve been saddled wit...

The meat markets are busy Take a look if you’re able Some meat prices fluctuate But Horse remains stable

  The latest food scandal Has been the subject of scorn When Veggie burgers were Found to contain uni quorn

Horse meat burgers Are healthier by far They’re lower in fat But high in Shergar