72 Miles From The Sea

  While eaves dropping in the vestry I heard mention of a blasphemy palaver Or so I thought, but it turned out That the vicar said ras...

  Are you wearing your hair in a bob? I think they’ve done a good job It makes you look like a flapper No, I didn’t say you were a sla...

  My friend just returned from America Where he had undergone surgery To have a hearing aid implant fitted And he was telling me about...