72 Miles From The Sea

  Are you wearing a Stovepipe Hat? Its height certainly exceeds Are you trying to look taller? Well a very wise man heeds That any m...

Are you wearing a cocked hat? With red, white and blue on I hope you’re going to a party And you don’t think you’re Napolean  

  Are you wearing a bicorn hat? With red, white and blue on I hope you’re going to a party And you don’t think you’re Wellington

  Are you wearing a tricorn hat? It looks quite comfortable I hope you’re going to a party And you don’t think you’re John Bull

  Are you wearing a doily? Oh it’s some kind of hat? Oh it’s called a fascinator? Well I never heard of that

  Regarding which country makes Panama hats, I was seriously misled It turns out they’re not Panamanian And are made in Ecuador instea...

  Are you wearing a Dutch cap? Not the contraceptive madam A hat from Holland, I see now That it reads “I love Amsterdam”

  Are you wearing a chapeau? That’s the French for hat you know? Well, you look quite sweet I must say Though I’m not a huge fan of th...

  Are you wearing a fascinator? Well tell be more about that Oh, my imagination was all agog But now you tell me it’s just a silly hat

  She was a stunner In her new red hat And it turned a few heads Have no doubt of that   She was not dressed As someone one igno...

  Are you wearing a red chapeau? It’s a very daring choice of yours Because wearing a red chapeau They’ll say red hat and no drawers

  Are you wearing a chapeau? That’s the French for hat you know? Well, you look quite sweet I must say Though I’m not a huge fan of th...