72 Miles From The Sea

  If clergymen can be defrocked Then can dry cleaners get de-pressed Or must songwriters be de-composed And hair stylists get dis-tres...

  “No hairdressers at the resort” The sign said at the resort  My wife is a hairdresser And she was totally distraught

The great thing about being a man Is you can have the same hairstyle for years And waking in the morning with a moustache Doesn’t make yo...

I’ve learned a valuable lesson Which almost cost me an ear Whatever you do don't sneeze When someone is cutting your hair  

  My barber reliably informs me There is no bald spot up there He says I am not going thin on top I’m just growing through my hair

  I don’t like hair stylists Or unisex hairdressers Salons with Women in smocks Streaking and creating coiffures When the time is ri...

  On my last visit to the hairdresser I was asked “Something for the weekend sir”? Well, I was taken aback without a doubt I replied, ...